Show me the way to go home… I’m tired and I want to go to bed…
You may read those words and think of JAWS. You may read those words and think I am tired or drunk. Either way, YOU’RE RIGHT! So… what do you win? Well, a BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW BREWERY on a SUNDAY of course!
In 1975 Steven Spielberg invited us to a cinematic experience that would have us second guess the ocean, pools and sitting on the toilet for the rest of our lives! That’s right, we were treated to the creature feature that to this day still scares the urine out of people… JAWS.
But, I am not here to promote JAWS, if you haven’t seen it, then you are an idiot. That’s just truth. But for those of you who are looking to watch Jaws again and appreciate it a little more, now you can! I emphasize the word “can” because in honor of JAWS and Shark Week, Narragansett Beer is reintroducing their 1970’s can design that was featured in Jaws.
Now it’s possible to grab a 6 pack of this retro beer and crush a can with one hand to intimidate Richard Dreyfuss. I’m serious, grab a sixer, drive over to Richard Dreyfuss’s house and crush a can with one manly hand just like Capt. Quint. Alright, maybe you won’t go that far, but you should certainly try to watch Jaws with a few of there bad boys sitting on ice.
I had a little drink about an hour ago… and it’s gone right to my head…